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What Happens in Vegas Caption Contest
Winner: Drew_Atreides
"Cameron won the role of Linus in "Takashi Miike's CHARLIE BROWN."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Who else had to research the winner caption? MR_MUCUS
- Dumber than a sack of hammers? Yes. But just one hammer? No way! Doctor H
- Got married in Vegas and all i got was this stupid hammer, i mean ashton... cntlscrut1
- Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's plastic surgery episode disturbed viewers. Scumby
- Terminator 4 : Rise of the Housecleaners ..just didn't impress the execs Hamartoma
- They ALMOST convinced her to nail on some sleeves... Huddleston
- Running out of nails for pants was the least of her problems. Huddleston
- Waiting for Alan Curbishley to come home gamerarocks
- Well, at least she's still better looking than Kathy Bates Yamato
- Bitch, what part of sandwich don't you understand?! cntlscrut1
- The age old debate: should she vacuum, or dust first? dlew919
- She was the only girl in town with an auto shop in her apartment. Scumby
- So not impressed, MacGyver could have built all that with just a paperclip Form-VII
- She's wrinkles' worst nightmare. Scumby
- Cameron was sick that day, so they stuck a wig on Kutchner & no one noticed MR_MUCUS
- "Hannibal Lecter's house keeper starts to suspect something." MR_MUCUS
- CAMERAAAAAAHN! Otm_Shank
- Saw 5: The rest of the hardware store. JohnFx
- ..but she still didn't know where she would get the AA batteries JohnFx
- The Ikea walk-in closet still didn't look right. savvos
- All she had was a hammer, and Carrot Top looked like a nail. Scumby
- The new Fembots were self repairing Form-VII
- Christmas at Nick Nolte's house. sonofthedummy
- 'I'm looking forward to making Charlie's Angels 3'. Mister_Hoobody
- "Superglue objects to my hands while I sleep once, shame on you. Twice..." Mr_Nonsense
- Extreme Home Takeover Form-VII
- When Craftsman said she'd have to get into a bikini, Cameron knew it was gamerarocks
- Picking your own tools in the waiting room wasn't quite a hit at the clinic gamerarocks
- "If we were the last 3 people on earth, I'd be trying to start a family gamerarocks
- Backstage after Cameron's epic FAIL on becoming a WWE diva gamerarocks
- Charlie's Angels 3 : Attempt to Return From Domestication gamerarocks
- She'd never heard that peroxide makes tits sag SO much gamerarocks
- On anyone else, black is slimming gamerarocks
- Cameron would do whatever it took to get the role of Pinhead. Doctor H
- Home Depot Ninja Form-VII
- I see your schwartz is as big as mine Form-VII
- Shao Kahn's wet dream Form-VII
- Marathon Mama Form-VII
- Her life ambition of buying everything in the Sears catalog was complete rainman76x
- Norse Maxim Form-VII
- What happens in East St. Louis...is better left unsaid rainman76x
- Cameron liked nothing better than to pound her cooter. Doctor H
- "I thought I was going to shit a brick...but, a hammer? Doctor H
- What Happens in Vegas Boxed Jewell
- Mrs. Thor Yamato
- Cameron Diaz self-appoints herself Secretary of Homeland Security Blankets. nickumoh
- Cameron Diaz standing in a bedroom holding a hammer and a jacket. Otm_Shank
- Pairing the Garage with the Bedroom was a fad that never caught on scarlet_ohara
- Re-Run's sex change complicated the "What's Happening in Vegas" movie. nickumoh
- "The guy she invited over to get hammered is in for a big surprise." MR_MUCUS
- There's nothing about Mary. nickumoh
- Bob Villa's illegitimate children are very easy to recognize. nickumoh
- All dressed up & nowhere to ho. nickumoh
- Dude, where's my boy toy? SPARGS
- She really had no idea how to put up a curtain. Cannon_Fodder
- Fatal Attraction 2: Under the Hammer. Cannon_Fodder
- Cameron really nailed the role. Cannon_Fodder
- "What's that in my left hand you ask? It's the new extra large Bounty Pape SLZBOY
- "I know a hammer is old-fashioned but I don't have a lug nut wrench." SLZBOY
- What Happens in Vegas Caption Contest SLZBOY
- Cameron won the role of Linus in "Takashi Miike's CHARLIE BROWN" Drew_Atreides
- On nights like these, Bill tried to delay coming home as long as possible.. Drew_Atreides
- The casting tapes reveal why Cameron didn't get the "SAW IV" gig Drew_Atreides
- "NO WIRE HANGERS! NO WIRE HANGERS!" Otm_Shank
- They don't call it hardware for nothing! Otm_Shank
- "I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters..." Otm_Shank
- "Stop! Hammer time!" Otm_Shank
- "I'll show you how Charlie's Angels get down like that!" Otm_Shank
- Nobody at Madame Tussaud’s was happy with this first-pass effort. DisappointedAgain
- Budget cuts had forced Michael Jackson to perform his own rhinoplasty Form-VII
- Budge cuts have forced Michael Jackson to perform his own rhinoplasty Form-VII
- Roebuck's Revenge Form-VII
- She was about to tap that ass...but not in the good way Form-VII
- Her love for Gallagher was starting to become down right creepy Form-VII
- There's something about a crazy bitch with a hammer Form-VII
- A Punk'd Bitch Form-VII
- Larry Flynt's Misery Form-VII
- "Can you spot the tool in this picture?" MR_MUCUS
- "Come see the softer side of Sears." MR_MUCUS
- "Kutcher thinks he can Punk me, I'll show him!" M_H
- Well, you said you wanted to nail me JPBuckner
- You know. I'm not even sure thats a woman. HicksRollsInGrave
- Tim Allen sexual fantasy #3,121. The blonde, and the 16 oz. Barco. HicksRollsInGrave
- After Poison stopped touring, oh Brett Michaels what happened to you? HicksRollsInGrave
- Britney Spears does a little home improvement in the sex room. HicksRollsInGrave
- Wow! Your a real whore...er...uh...horder! HicksRollsInGrave
- "Now the only thing missing for her act was a willing donkey." Mr_Nonsense
- This time, Norman Bates is in for it. Yamato
- Her mission, to prevent Showgirls 2. Yamato
- He mission, to prevent Showgirls 2. Yamato
- ...and then Jesus says, "Can you put me up for the night". Yamato
- What Happens in Bad Captions: Mr_Nonsense
- "What happens when Klan wives forget to seperate lights and darks." Mr_Nonsense
- *Insert Blonde Joke Here* Mr_Nonsense
- After hiding the evidence, Cameron would claim her dad died from pnuemonia. Mr_Nonsense
- "Stop...Hammer Time!" Mr_Nonsense
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