05/25/02: subliminal messages in Star Wars

Posted By: rancid_romeo


Once upon a time there was a director named Lucas

That wove a fairy tale as viscous as mucus

Princesses and rogues having sex with each other

But incest is better if you do it with your brother

And Chewin' Tobacca, that friggin' hairy beast

Gave Leia the crabs and infections of yeast

An innocent knave with the title of Luke

Ate so much royal bread that his guts he did puke

To be continued...


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