Once upon a time there was a director named Lucas
That wove a fairy tale as viscous as mucus
Princesses and rogues having sex with each other
But incest is better if you do it with your brother
And Chewin' Tobacca, that friggin' hairy beast
Gave Leia the crabs and infections of yeast
An innocent knave with the title of Luke
Ate so much royal bread that his guts he did puke
To be continued...
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