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Sex and the City Caption Contest
Winner: Otm_Shank
"The number of times HBO will show this movie in the next six months."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- The world discovered Kim's dyslexia when she indicated she wanted '69' Hamartoma
- After her attempt at an SBD fart turned into a squeaker, an embarrassed ... HomeSkillet
- The math club masquerade ball was always a bust. JohnFx
- * Movie Endnote 969: This character is a materialistic slut. JohnFx
- The next customer being number 7 did not dampen Samantha's spirit rainman76x
- 969 captions and this was the best one Form-VII
- "On a scale of 1 to 1000, how much will this suck? Anyone?" stationkj
- The last Celebrity Slave Auction George Clooney would ever participate in. Mr_Nonsense
- Methuselah, you're next! aaa123
- Hillary supporters trying out their 6th generation new math gamerarocks
- "One industry grade bidet, sold to the flyest biddy, I mean highest bidder" fellow_consumer
- Sadly, Miss "Pick a Winning Caption" was only #969 on Mr. C's to-do list. Scumby
- "It's so great you can finally admit your age in public." Evil Clown
- Sexame Street was brought to you by the number "969." Otm_Shank
- World's longest deli line. Scumby
- Samantha would often go picking up men at the DMV. Scumby
- I farted. michael3b
- Under the spell of the witch, she bids on the Gucci slippers. michael3b
- Mrs Ringo Starr gamerarocks
- Pulling down her thought bubble, Kim pleads to the writers for more jokes. Twas brillig
- Senator Omaba, Candi Virginia from The New Porn Herald...One question... michael3b
- The urge was overwhelming, but she managed not to smack Sarah's nose flat. michael3b
- As a professional pingpong player, let me say this paddle is in poor taste. michael3b
- Christ, these sign mannequins look more realistic every year. HicksRollsInGrave
- Celebrity Jeopardy: How many straight men watch Sex in the City? Form-VII
- Samantha was determined to be the next contestant on Flavor of Love Form-VII
- Lot 969 then, a chandelier in pieces... Drew_Atreides
- Ron Jeremy: Now serving number 969 SPARGS
- Sarah finally gets the "69" joke SPARGS
- The number of times HBO will show this movie in six months Otm_Shank
- Mannequin 3: The Sex Dolls take Manhattan. michael3b
- The sex dolls made the most of their time in reality. michael3b
- Cheating at the National Spelling Bee was proving tougher then Kim thought. Drew_Atreides
- "No one else at the funeral found her joke amusing." Mr_Nonsense
- Samantha used a less subtle alternative to putting notches on a bedpost rainman76x
- With Michael Jackson in jail, the Elephant Man's body is back up for grabs scarlet_ohara
- ...Going twice...A plaster cast of Dick Cheneys genitals... michael3b
- Take a guess at Al Gore's weight scarlet_ohara
- "Our next item . . . the number "6" . . ." die maus
- Excitement turns to dissappointment as it turns out to be a box of bedpans. die maus
- "969 is the winner. Let's see what's in the box. . . Nothing! Nothing is in die maus
- 31 more men and I'll need a new sign aaa123
- #264 looks on in sadness as Kim moves on with her conquests aaa123
- As the two women grew older, it became increasingly difficult to find a "6" Coaster
- Sarah Jessica Parker's face still looks like a foot. sonofthedummy
- Kim desperately wanted to buy her way out of this film. sonofthedummy
- Kim Cattrall admits her real age. Scumby
- She'd pay any price to ensure her castmates didn't see 'City Limits' gamerarocks
- "Some of your numbers are upside-down, dear." angryfeminist
- Kim Catrall holds up her answer to "What is 2+2 at the Vegas Math Bee. Twas brillig
- Oh, it's "the loosest SLOTS in Vegas!" Doctor H
- "I am woman; watch me score...." Twas brillig
- "YooHoo, Mr. Auction man, does that fast talk give you a strong tongue? Twas brillig
- "Our next item up for bid is a limited edition "Porky's" VHS." nickumoh
- "Bid Trouble in Little China." Mr_Nonsense
- "America's Next Super Delegates!" Mr_Nonsense
- "How cute, Kim brought her dog to the auction." Mr_Nonsense
- Kim shows the world how old she is in Hollywood years Form-VII
- Christies; how many years of reputation, gone in a flash gamerarocks
- Kim advertises her previous nights activities gamerarocks
- Sarah giggles as Kim futiliely bids for dignity gamerarocks
- Kim is always ready for ping-pong. Guess where she keeps the balls. nickumoh
- Threesome sex position, Kim's favorite. Twas brillig
- Alien vs Mannequin: Requiem nickumoh
- Mannequin 3: Last Mannequin Standing nickumoh
- That's not a statue, that's Christopher Noth. nickumoh
- Cattrall conservatively underestimates her total sexual partners nickumoh
- Ho-tox. ROTJob
- The line at the Shark Jumpers Convention was longer than ever this year. ROTJob
- That bitch with the boa wore yellow too! ROTJob
- Oddly, there were 2 men behind Samantha, and neither was fucking her. ROTJob
- Wrecks & the Shitty ROTJob
- Not only can Kim shoot out ping pong balls she also brought her own paddle SPARGS
- The bidding on William Shatner's toupee was fast and furious. Scumby
- A Square Peg and a round heel. Otm_Shank
- Anyone notice the subtle joke? Cannon_Fodder
- SJP's rank on Maxim's Hottest Women list Otm_Shank
- Catrall makes a bid for a new career. Cannon_Fodder
- The number of males world wide who will actually watch this movie. Cannon_Fodder
- After years of botox treatment, Kim turned to signs to express her mood... foxjedi
- Kim's thought balloon were puzzling to all Form-VII
- The area code of Parker's nose... Drew_Atreides
- The alphabet for ANY aspiring hollywood starlet.. Drew_Atreides
- Ballpark figure of those who REALLY find SJP attractive.... Drew_Atreides
- "Guess the number of flowers on SJP's dress, win a prize!" Drew_Atreides
- The number of films Cattrall had to appear in before having a hit... Drew_Atreides
- Your sluts come labelled, now. Nice! Drew_Atreides
- Is it an auction number? Is it her age? No one knows for sure. stupidgroundhog
- Samantha finally reveals how many guys she's had sex with in the last year M_H
- Sarah Jessica knew that no matter how much you spent, you couldn't buy your dlew919
- I'm pretty sure Parker is snort-laughing in this picture. HicksRollsInGrave
- "It's a new sex position." michael3b
- Also could be interpreted as: Gee, sixty-nine? HicksRollsInGrave
- There was a special on 12" Kielbasa at the deli. HicksRollsInGrave
- Cattrall finally gets to sleep with Lindsay Lohan. HicksRollsInGrave
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