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Made of Honor Caption Contest
Winner: Form-VII
"Someone forgot to tell Tom the Slip-N-Slide entrance had been nixed."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Willie Mays Hayes should've waited till the off-season to get married. nickumoh
- "At least he showed up." Scumby
- Best Week in Awhile Mr_Cranky
- Apparently, Bob's promise to "hit the ground running" was an overstatement. nickumoh
- Ed's duck-n-cover OCD would strain the marriage from the start. nickumoh
- Looks like somebody objects to thie union of these two people. michael3b
- I worship the ground you walk on Lisa Bongi
- It ws desperate, but Penelope Cruz was free from Tom... dlew919
- Don't let this happen to you: Avoid Wal-Mart caviar scarlet_ohara
- Groom powered by Microsoft scarlet_ohara
- It was a poor choice for a hat- considering Ed's intense fear of birds scarlet_ohara
- Sooner or later, married men have to lay down and take it up the ass scarlet_ohara
- Ex-Girlfriend Shopping list: Nylons, Rice, Tranquilizer Darts scarlet_ohara
- Abercrombie adds make no sense scarlet_ohara
- Elaine was smitten with Benjamin's crack shooting. michael3b
- The Bridesmaid of Chuckie strikes again.. michael3b
- Home videos ultimately did in the Keebler Krips gang. michael3b
- Sadly, the dress she bought online from China was made mostly of Arsenic. scarlet_ohara
- He was floored by her choice of florals on the topiaries. Scumby
- Dave always feared those years in a cult would be the end of him stationkj
- Ted took "Til death do us part" very seriously stationkj
- The Wedding Club was supposed to be a joke, - she was never much for humor dlew919
- No you idiot, your supposed to lick the carpet TONIGHT! Yamato
- Frodos quest as the ring-bearer finally came to an end. HicksRollsInGrave
- Moments after their first fight, the bride delivers a knock-out blow. HicksRollsInGrave
- Ninjas: They really do strike without warning Form-VII
- Someone forgot to tell Tom the Slip-N-Slide entrance had been nixed Form-VII
- "Please don't interrupt, ma'am. I believe the gentleman has the floor." nickumoh
- Gambling debts with the mafia had forced Bill to take a dive. nickumoh
- Marty was determined to plumb this glory hole in spite of the interlopers. Doctor H
- Wedding or no wedding, noon meant time for push-ups. nickumoh
- When his parachute failed to deploy, he bacame a true wedding crasher. nickumoh
- And then Edgar Cayce had a vision of his future divorce settlement. Scumby
- Is There a Divorce Lawyer in the House??!! Twas brillig
- “Look through this little hole and you can see the priest." Doctor H
- “Hey, take a look. It’s another clue to the DaVinci code!” Doctor H
- To his dismay, the exhibitionist realized he would have to stand eventually Doctor H
- This "Weekend at Bernie's" franchise is getting just plain silly scarlet_ohara
- Typical wedding at the Church of Scientology scarlet_ohara
- God 1, John Safran 0 gamerarocks
- For Buck Dharma, the decision ended up being too much gamerarocks
- His litle girl was going to marry that loser over his dead body. Cannon_Fodder
- After 18 wedding nights in a row, Mormon Bob hit a wall. Scumby
- The remake of 'High Noon' directed by Norah Ephron didn't please everyone dlew919
- What happens in Vegas.... dlew919
- And thanks to rohypnol, she WAS married before she was 30. dlew919
- usually he can blame it on whisky dick before he passes out cntlscrut1
- normally this doesn't happen until after the reception. cntlscrut1
- in a fateful mishap the depressed father recieved the bill before he had t cntlscrut1
- Early signs for marriage counseling...a little too early cntlscrut1
- A priest's wet dream…a wedding AND a funeral! Form-VII
- He should have had a V8 Form-VII
- "Hello, I'm Arthur Bach, don't you hate Perry's wife?" Hamartoma
- Four Weddings and a Funeral Hamartoma
- Cold feet make a man clumsy. michael3b
- And cue the colonocam! michael3b
- When you cast Nick Nolte, you have to take the good with the bad. Scumby
- When "shotgun weddings" go wrong! Yamato
- Everything was set up so they just went straight to the funeral. Cannon_Fodder
- Buster Keaton stars in "The Graduate". HicksRollsInGrave
- How would you react if you found out your daughter was marrying 50 Cent? HicksRollsInGrave
- And after that no one would ever say break a leg at weddings again Form-VII
- "If you don't get up right now I will Eight Belles your ass" Form-VII
- CSI Wedding Unit: "Looks like someone got cold feet.", "YEEAH!" HicksRollsInGrave
- "THUUUD!!!" Holy Martimony Batman! HicksRollsInGrave
- No amount of viagra was going to get this stiff to rise Form-VII
- On the floor is the difference between an Irish wedding & an Irish funeral. MR_MUCUS
- Pakistan's big hit: Made of Honor Killing Form-VII
- Their dedication to WCW was such... Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Good boy! Now roll over!" nickumoh
- "Some of the other actors had issues with the directors refusal to re-cast Bowie
- Made of Honot CC Bowie
- At least he got laid on his wedding night. nickumoh
- The Black Widow was never known for her timing. nickumoh
- Pauley's erectile dysfunction medication failed him once again SLZBOY
- "Matt lived up to his name." Mr_Nonsense
- They couldn't wait for the reception to have a cold one. Otm_Shank
- Made Men of Honor nickumoh
- She ruined his life so it was only fair for him to ruin her wedding Form-VII
- Never one to miss an opportunity, the best man sees an opening Form-VII
- Get some thumbtacks and string before he gets up this'll be funny trust me! HicksRollsInGrave
- Made of Honor meant this was the only option gamerarocks
- Philip Treacy simply couldn't take anymore gamerarocks
- 5 Weddings and 2 Funerals gamerarocks
- "No one get up or anything!" gamerarocks
- Until this moment everyone thought bride's black sash was in bad taste gamerarocks
- A Heath Ledger joke here would just be in bad taste.... Drew_Atreides
- Thinking quickly, she cried, "I do!" and thus won half his fortune. Nuke_Mecca
- Religious groups objected to California's legalization of dead marriage. Otm_Shank
- "He's wed, Jim." Otm_Shank
- And thus Judd Apatow's reign of terror came to an end.. Drew_Atreides
- -- SAFE -- SPARGS
- "Mr. Red Karpett was used to being abused in this manner." Mr_Nonsense
- "Pew!" Mr_Nonsense
- The Corpse Bride Groom. Cannon_Fodder
- NRA wedding. Cannon_Fodder
- There was a good reason why these two should not be joined in matrimony. Cannon_Fodder
- The bride and doom. Cannon_Fodder
- Not surprisingly, Miss New Jersey wins the body drag competition. michael3b
- Brad! Wake up, the African shamen are waiting! michael3b
- Any wonder why the ring bearer became a necrophiliac? michael3b
- Erin Brokovich brings new meaning to Habeas Corpus. michael3b
- Home video killed Anna Nicole's alimony case. michael3b
- California just doesn't know where to draw the line fellow_consumer
- One well-timed trip can save you a painful round trip. fellow_consumer
- Even housewives are becoming more efficient. fellow_consumer
- Reader's digest presents: Solomon Grundy fellow_consumer
- Somewhere Anna Nicole turns a different shade of green fellow_consumer
- "Not you silly, I'm here to steal groom. Lets elope to California honey!" sonofthedummy
- Any Mafia wedding would be incomplete without a baseball bat to the head. sonofthedummy
- He misspoke his wish as "Get me to the church on tile." MR_MUCUS
- STRIKE! Form-VII
- "FOX's 'Who whats to marry a narcoleptic?'" MR_MUCUS
- "A Groom with a View...of the floor." MR_MUCUS
- Weekend at Bernie's 3: Wedding at Bernie's MR_MUCUS
- . . . and she did it without getting any blood on her gown. die maus
- In the West they say "I duel" instead of "I do". die maus
- Why Dick Cheney should not have been invited to Jenna's wedding JPBuckner
- Dad, I told you to wait till after the ceremony to look at the bill JPBuckner
- Til death do you... oh, nevermind JPBuckner
- For this runaway bride, there was nowhere to run... M_H
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