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Kung Fu Panda Caption Contest
Winner: Otm_Shank
"****THIS COMMENT CENSORED BY GLORIOUS CHINESE GOVERNMENT****"
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Grats OTM Hamartoma
- You're one bon-bon short of a coronary! MuhammadAus
- "Even being reincarnated as a panda didn't help Chris Farley one bit." Mr_Nonsense
- "Only what you take with you...and this silly string." Mr_Nonsense
- And so finally, in California, one gay panda could marry another. Scumby
- Hey, c'mon- try them. All the Baseball players use them scarlet_ohara
- Scroll says, "Prepare the hot tubs. 300 gay Spartan warriors en route.". michael3b
- It's from Shrek -- he wants his movie back aaa123
- Start with this. With focus, you will be able to insert even these pillars. michael3b
- "So if you rip my balls off with that stick I can leave this movie?" I_Hate_Movies
- And if you really want to have fun, I have Mr Gerbil here with his new swim svmayor
- Fattie could snatch a Mountain Dew from his master's hand like lightning. Scumby
- "Do not let secret Kung Pao Panda recipe fall into hands of humans!" Scumby
- How the hell did these pandas escape the zoo?!!? Huddleston
- Dreamworks' use of a Moral Kombat: Annihilation set shows the end is near. Huddleston
- Little did he know that it was a sting operation to catch panderers. Scumby
- And then pandamonium ensued. Scumby
- And so Panda Express was born. michael3b
- CAPTION CHIP EATER
- The antidote to the pandamic arrived to late. michael3b
- Duuuude, this is some serious weed. You're like a tiny panda. michael3b
- This removes your innards, we put in some foam, and bang - kid's bedroom! dlew919
- After the introduction of the diaphragm, panda populations plummeted. Scumby
- Warning: do not screed the bears! HicksRollsInGrave
- He won most duels by telling them it was a lightsaber. michael3b
- Closer...clooooooser... michael3b
- Red Chinese cartoon showing choice given torture victims. michael3b
- Godzuki? michael3b
- Harold and Kumar to go the Olympics gamerarocks
- OOH OOH AAH AAH......Stoopid Monkey gamerarocks
- "It's Seth Green's budget offer, and no he's not going to be pleased" gamerarocks
- Kung Fu Panda Caption Contest careohless
- YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!! cntlscrut1
- Motion-capturing Jack Black made panda movements much more realistic. Huddleston
- The assassin's weapon of choice: M&M MINIs Form-VII
- It's from the Shirt Tails, consider yourself served Form-VII
- "It says, 'Angelina's not having twins, you jackass!'" Otm_Shank
- ****THIS COMMENT CENSORED BY GLORIOUS CHINESE GOVERNMENT**** Otm_Shank
- "Cool! You got Walt Disney's DNA!" Otm_Shank
- WWF Endangered Species vs. Marmut 2009 for PS3 and Xbox360. HicksRollsInGrave
- Wise Old Chairman say: you Olympic Mascot but gotta lose weight first! MuhammadAus
- "Now quick! Deliver this message before the pollution kills you!" die maus
- Unknown to the big Panda, the secret message read "Free Tibet". die maus
- The Chinese Olympic Relay Team doesn't look very intimidating. die maus
- Dreamworks succeeded in creating a worse cartoon than Bee Movie! I_Hate_Movies
- The paternity test has arrived, and guess what the results are... HicksRollsInGrave
- "Sorry but you pulled down the wrong color t-shirt Mr Footlocker employee." nickumoh
- sharper image hits the adult market cntlscrut1
- soylent tofu... IT'S PANDAS!!!!!!!! cntlscrut1
- Rave kid ninjas... Silently killing you with glow-sticks cntlscrut1
- hide this... Wonka'll be here any minute. cntlscrut1
- ...and keith richards' life would forever change. cntlscrut1
- "Did you get your stimulus check yet?" Nuke_Mecca
- Wow, Mr. Hoffman! Is that the last vestige of your pride? Doctor H
- "I found this a Shrek's house. Guess his wife's been a bit lonley." nickumoh
- Trust me, Jack. This is the closest you'll ever get to an Oscar. Doctor H
- "Take this to the drive-up window at the sperm bank, right away. Got it?" DisappointedAgain
- "Insert or do not...there is no try." DisappointedAgain
- Kung Fu Drug Mule DisappointedAgain
- China's hottest new game, 'Detect Dumbbell' gamerarocks
- "Bravo Scout, here's your badge for achieving Pissed Mist' gamerarocks
- Unfortunately, 'Rare Ancient Scroll' was young panda slang for 'Food' gamerarocks
- "Here's your lightsaber, get rid of those traitorous Ewoks" gamerarocks
- Jack Black's projection of self-image gamerarocks
- How old is Yoda now that he's white? gamerarocks
- "You must protect this secret ingredient to Chinese flavor...MSG." Mr_Nonsense
- "Chop-socky? More like 'chop-schlocky'!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Spike Lee's Bamboozled." Mr_Nonsense
- "I shall call him, 'Mini-Me.'" Nuke_Mecca
- s a suppository son, and this stick is the applicator." nickumoh
- It's Jenny Wong's low fat diet! MuhammadAus
- "Here's some deoderant, your roomate will thank me." sonofthedummy
- "But Master, how is an anal plug suppos ed to make me fight better?" sonofthedummy
- Product placement for Austin Power's Swedish Penis Pump. sonofthedummy
- "Son, always remember to use a condom." vectorzero
- I promise, it's the last dildo you'll ever try scarlet_ohara
- "Care for some bamboo?" Cannon_Fodder
- Film-makers Panda to the audience. Cannon_Fodder
- Master Sensei gives a whole new meaning to "wipe on, wipe off" Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Master Shifu's chinese fireworks in a can gag never got old... Drew_Atreides
- "Pull my finger.." Drew_Atreides
- Panda thought it was a lightsaber, but it was just sensei's urine sample. Pr0cession
- Take this to Lucas -- it's an offer he can't refuse. Pr0cession
- Panda was overjoyed when offered the do-it-yourself weight loss enema. Pr0cession
- How you get so big eating food of this kind? Pr0cession
- ...and that's the origin of the mysterious "panda bong" M_H
- "Now he'd have something to tie his gerbil to." Mr_Nonsense
- "He'd believe in any old yarn the sensei came up with." Mr_Nonsense
- "Unfortunately green kryptonite didn't work against Bizarro Ling-Ling." Mr_Nonsense
- "A vibrator for me? How did you know?!" Mr_Nonsense
- Does a Panda shit in the woods? He would finally know the answer... Form-VII
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