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Hancock Caption Contest
Winner: Yamato
"Will Smith learns the hard way, stay away from baked beans."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Shit, fart, poop Form-VII
- Heeeeey...isn't this...an, uhm. Ugh, what was it? An old caption? HicksRollsInGrave
- Ime gonna take over dhis site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr_Wonderful
- Mr Cracky is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr_Wonderful
- Will Smith jumps for joy knowing that Cranky won't pick on him anymore aaa123
- Pictured: Mr. Cranky leaves teh internetz, and flys into the sunset. HicksRollsInGrave
- Wow! Thanks Cranky Yamato
- Please read parachute instructions very carefully before operating nickumoh
- What Tom Cruise was trying to do when he jumped on that couch. Otm_Shank
- Dropping ass bombs was about to get a whole new meaning Form-VII
- "This is Air Traffic Control, we've spotted an Unidentified Flying Obama." HicksRollsInGrave
- Will E. Coyote Scumby
- I just flew in from Philly, and boy are my arms tired! nickumoh
- CANNONBAAAAALLLLLL!!!! nickumoh
- Barack keeps finding new ways to impress voters. Huddleston
- "Now let me get off my soap box and AAAAAAAaaaaaa!!!!" Huddleston
- Whether or not Hancock would be a hit was still up in the air. Huddleston
- Will quickly regretted “doing all my own stunts” DisappointedAgain
- Remade with a male lead, the title would be "Larry Poppins" Coaster
- Ali 2: Float like a butterfly, literally nickumoh
- "Sure I'll join you on the see-saw, Ms. O'Donnell." nickumoh
- Will would never again try to pitch a Fresh Prince film near an open window Coaster
- David Gilmour called, he wants his video back gamerarocks
- Super Mario IV: San Andreas michael3b
- Despite the laughter in the meeting, they did re-do '6 0000000 Dollar Man' dlew919
- White Men Can't Jump 2: The Next Generation rainman76x
- The God of Jump Rope has returned to Earth! HicksRollsInGrave
- Hey where's the NAACP National Headquar...oh wait there it is. HicksRollsInGrave
- Test Mr_Cranky
- What Will Smith did when the Mr. Cranky captions went missing. Otm_Shank
- Hancock turned back time to wipe out all of the caption contest entries. Scumby
- What do you call the son of Bionic Woman and Hancock: Mancock. HicksRollsInGrave
- Our alien superhero makes a hasty retreat from...immigration Form-VII
- Today's forecast, mostly clear with a few isolated flying black men Form-VII
- Scientology Unleashed. Huddleston
- Six Degrees of Levitation Coaster
- Still, no one would go see Wild Wild West II. michael3b
- I, Trippin' michael3b
- On second thought stealing Wonder Woman's jet was a mistake Form-VII
- I, High michael3b
- Me :how does it feel to be a guinea pig for bad movies? Smith: ...........? cntlscrut1
- smith vs. cobert: the ultimate greenscreen battle!!! cntlscrut1
- paradigm shift in the ghetto: crack is out, happy thoughts are in cntlscrut1
- iz in ur nba taking all ur stiroyds cntlscrut1
- One small flight for Will Smith, one giant leap for box-office receipts rainman76x
- Higher gas prices looming, catapulting to work seemed totally reasonable rainman76x
- ...and you thought matte filmmaking was dead! rainman76x
- Sadly, his meager rapping prowess proved more credible rainman76x
- The High-Five'n White Guys visit the Central District gamerarocks
- The Triple Jump succumbs to steriods prior to Beijing gamerarocks
- New Jack City II - Heroin Boogaloo gamerarocks
- What a $150M bomb looks like Form-VII
- Somewhere you can here Christopher Reeve crying gamerarocks
- NOT just another case of the man trying to keep him down... Drew_Atreides
- Robert Mugabe's campaign ads were deceiving. michael3b
- Compton enters the Macy's Thanksgiving parade float competition. michael3b
- David Blaine 's magic- not so impressive when the greenscreen fails. michael3b
- Malik never fit in. It's hard to be half black, half Mexican Jumping Bean. HicksRollsInGrave
- Dope Fly michael3b
- Not pictured as Jesus returns: Al Sharpton dies lauging. HicksRollsInGrave
- Typical, chickens finally learn to fly and they still can't catch a break. HicksRollsInGrave
- Attack of the YTMND Memes! HicksRollsInGrave
- Results of the Mo'nique Cleavage Squeeze Twas brillig
- Meanwhile, the man once known as "Jazzy Jeff" plotted his revenge... M_H
- Seriously tough Ritalin detox. CrazyEddy
- "This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to 'get high'!" Mr_Nonsense
- Hairy Poppins Twas brillig
- The test of the invisible unicycle was a success! savvos
- Spike Lee's "Superman" angryfeminist
- He's still no Jordan nickumoh
- Hitch 2: Unhitched nickumoh
- The Pursuit of Weightlessness nickumoh
- "Until now, the world has underestimated the power of Will Smith's ego." angryfeminist
- Obama will save us! Scumby
- "Why they banned trampolines in the 'hood." Mr_Nonsense
- Scientology defines Operating Thetan as the "highest state there is." DisappointedAgain
- The sheriff's coming and he's a Ni...*heat vision blast* Form-VII
- It's a matter of Will Power. Cannon_Fodder
- Six degrees of levitation. Cannon_Fodder
- There was just one too many Will Smith Festivals on cable. dlew919
- Will's brief fling with Serena Williams ended painfully. fellow_consumer
- "I'm Rick James, b*tch!" die maus
- If you think this is impressive, wait until you see his signature! die maus
- Dream sequence from The Big LeBronski. michael3b
- Tiger's heroics were diminished when the greenscreen malfunctioned. michael3b
- Even jumprope is awesome with a greenscreen.. michael3b
- NOTE: In case of primary parachute failure, deploy parachute pants die maus
- Clint Eastwood's 'The Brother from another Planet' (dedicated to Spike Lee) fellow_consumer
- Will and Space fellow_consumer
- "You is worthless, Jeff Goldblum!" fellow_consumer
- it's a negro! it's a scientologist! no! it's a....wait, yeah it is BobDobbs
- Tex-mex in the city fellow_consumer
- As this photo testifies, even at this height you are not safe from CCTV. die maus
- "If NYC floods", says Al Gore, "even THIS guy won't be safe!" die maus
- "Tag was no fun when the Green Lantern was playing...." sonofthedummy
- Just another contestant for the Olympic light-pole vault . . . die maus
- Unfortunately, Pro-Basketball became much easier during the "Flubber Era." sonofthedummy
- Coming soon: "Shaft 3000." You'll believe a brotha can fly! sonofthedummy
- "Ok, who let Cuba Gooding Jr. reprogram the Matrix?" sonofthedummy
- The new Nike Air Jordans, desigined by Willy Wonka. sonofthedummy
- The Justice League won't even spring for a uniform for a brother. Yamato
- If they bought a UFO running Windows, they'll believe I can fly. Coaster
- How's he holding the briefcase? OH! That's where the name comes from! Coaster
- The Wachowski brothers' remake of He Got Game Form-VII
- Beautiful naked big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky you know. ROTJob
- Denzel really CAN do anything... Drew_Atreides
- But can he ride a pony? www.piranhakeeper.com
- As you can see, escape from Oprah's lair is IMPOSSIBLE... Drew_Atreides
- ***COMMENT CENSORED BY GLORIOUS AMER...aww shit, that's been done.. Hamartoma
- Lee Majors: White Men CAN Jump, DAMMIT! Hamartoma
- Triumph of the Will Drew_Atreides
- Every presidential candidate has "The Dream", and Obama was no exception... Drew_Atreides
- "It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!" Mr_Nonsense
- "White Men Can't Jump 2: See...Told You So" Sailor_Ripley
- Will Smith learns the hard way, stay away from baked beans. Yamato
- I used to be an actor, but I caught the jumping bug. Twas brillig
- "Tom Cruise was right, Scientology really does give you super powers!" M_H
- The cover of the Fresh Prince's upcoming Leo Sayer tribute CD Otm_Shank
- The Flying None Otm_Shank
- These Nike commercials are just getting riddiculous! scarlet_ohara
- Hancock's problem is that he's not grounded. Nuke_Mecca
- Just a little flax is enough for sustained fart-flight Nuke_Mecca
- "Fly Am Legend." Mr_Nonsense
- "The 'Superfly' remake was a bit different from the original." Mr_Nonsense
- "We can rebuild his career. We have the technology." Otm_Shank
- The Fresh Prince with Big Air Otm_Shank
- "The Michael Jordon Story" had a few exaggerations... M_H
- The first major leap of Will Smith's acting career. Otm_Shank
- With a 10 mile vertical, Will was a shoe-in for the Olympic Basketball Team Nuke_Mecca
- David Blaine unicyles with no wires. Finally, some magic. Twas brillig
- Crouching Negro, HIdden Brotha Twas brillig
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