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	Almost tolerable
	Consistently annoying
	Will require therapy after viewing
	As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
	So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time   with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
	Proof that Jesus died in vain.