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1 bomb Babe
2 bombs Babe, Pig in the City
3 bombs Baby Boy
4 bombs Baby Geniuses
Boom! The Bachelor
Boom! Bad Boys 2
Boom! Bad Company
4 bombs Bad Moon
4 bombs Bad News Bears
2 bombs Bad Santa
3 bombs Bait
Boom! Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
4 bombs Bandits
3 bombs The Banger Sisters
4 bombs Barb Wire
2 bombs Barbershop
4 bombs Barney's Great Adventure
3 bombs Barton Fink
2 bombs Basic
3 bombs Basic Instinct
4 bombs Basic Instinct 2
4 bombs Baseketball
4 bombs Basquiat
3 bombs Batman
2 bombs Batman Begins
Boom! Batman and Robin
3 bombs Batman Forever
Boom! Bats
3 bombs The Battle of Shaker Heights
Boom! Battlefield Earth
4 bombs Be Cool
3 bombs The Beach
3 bombs Bean
3 bombs The Beautician and the Beast
Boom! Beautiful
3 bombs Beautiful Girls
3 bombs A Beautiful Mind
3 bombs Beautiful Thing
3 bombs Beauty Shop
3 bombs Beavis and Butthead Do America
4 bombs Because of Winn-Dixie
2 bombs Bed of Roses
3 bombs Bedazzled
4 bombs Bee Season
2 bombs Beerfest
2 bombs Before and After
3 bombs Before Night Falls
3 bombs Behind Enemy Lines
1 bomb Being John Malkovich
3 bombs Beloved
3 bombs Below
2 bombs Besieged
4 bombs The Benchwarmers
3 bombs Best in Show
2 bombs The Best Man
2 bombs Better Than Chocolate
4 bombs A Better Tomorrow
3 bombs Beverly Hills Ninja
Boom! Bewitched
2 bombs Beyond Borders
3 bombs Beyond the Mat
4 bombs Beyond the Sea
Boom! Bicentennial Man
2 bombs The Bicycle Thief
3 bombs The Big Bounce
4 bombs Big Daddy
3 bombs Big Fat Liar
1 bomb Big Fish
4 bombs The Big Hit
3 bombs The Big Kahuna
3 bombs The Big Lebowski
4 bombs Big Momma's House
4 bombs Big Momma's House 2
3 bombs Big Night
2 bombs The Big One
3 bombs The Big Squeeze
4 bombs Big Trouble
2 bombs Big Trouble in Little China
4 bombs Biker Boyz
3 bombs Billy Elliott
2 bombs The Birdcage
3 bombs Birthday Girl
Boom! Black and White
3 bombs Black Dog
1 bomb Black Hawk Down
4 bombs The Black Knight
3 bombs Black Mask
Boom! Black Sheep
3 bombs Blade
2 bombs Blade 2
3 bombs Blade: Trinity
2 bombs Blade Runner
2 bombs The Blair Witch Project
Nuke Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
4 bombs Blast from the Past
Boom! Bless the Child
2 bombs Blood and Wine
3 bombs Blood Work
1 bomb Bloody Sunday
4 bombs Blow
2 bomb Blue Car
4 bombs Blue Crush
3 bombs Blue Streak
4 bombs Blues Brothers 2000
Boom! Boat Trip
3 bombs Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius
4 bombs Body Shots
Boom! Boogeyman
3 bombs Bogus
2 bombs Boiler Room
3 bombs The Bone Collector
4 bombs Boogie Nights
1 bomb Das Boot
3 bombs Booty Call
2 bombs Bones
2 bombs Borat
4 bombs Bordello of Blood
2 bombs The Borrowers
3 bombs Bossa Nova
2 bombs Bounce
1 bombs Bound
3 bombs The Bourne Identity
3 bombs The Bourne Supremacy
3 bombs Bowfinger
2 bombs Bowling for Columbine
3 bombs The Boxer
4 bombs Boys and Girls
3 bombs Boys Don't Cry
3 bombs The Boys from Brazil
3 bombs Brassed Off
2 bombs Braveheart
1 bomb Brazil
2 bombs Bread and Tulips
2 bombs The Break-Up
3 bombs Breakdown
4 bombs Breakfast of Champions
3 bombs Breaking the Waves
3 bombs Bride of Chucky
2 bombs The Bridges of Madison County
2 bombs Bridget Jones's Diary
3 bombs Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
2 bombs Bring It On
2 bombs Bringing Down the House
3 bombs Bringing Out the Dead
2 bombs Brokeback Mountain
3 bombs Brokedown Palace
3 bombs Broken Arrow
2 bombs Broken English
3 bombs Broken Flowers
3 bombs Brother
2 bombs Brother Bear
2 bombs Brotherhood of the Wolf
3 bombs The Brothers
3 bombs The Brothers Grimm
2 bombs The Brothers McMullen
3 bombs Bruce Almighty
3 bombs Bubble Boy
3 bombs Buddy
3 bombs Buffalo Soldiers
2 bombs A Bug's Life
2 bombs Bulletproof
Boom! Bulletproof Monk
3 bombs Bulworth
4 bombs But I'm a Cheerleader
3 bombs The Butcher Boy
2 bombs Butterfly Effect

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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