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2 bombs A.I.
2 bombs About a Boy
3 bombs About Schmidt
1 bomb Absolute Power
2 bombs Adaptation
1 bomb Addicted to Love
3 bombs The Adventures of Pinocchio
3 bombs The Adventures of Joe Dirt
Nuke The Adventures of Pluto Nash
3 bombs The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
4 bombs The Adventures of Sebastian Cole
4 bombs Aeon Flux
2 bombs Affliction
4 bombs After the Sunset
3 bombs Afterglow
Boom! Against the Ropes
4 bombs Air Bud
1 bomb Air Force One
2 bombs Akeelah and the Bee
Boom! The Alamo
3 bombs Alaska
3 bombs Alfie
3 bombs Ali
3 bombs Ali: Fear Eats the Soul
4 bombs Alias: The Complete Second Season
1 bomb Alien
Boom! Alien: The Director's Cut
4 bombs Alien Vs. Predator
1 bomb Aliens
Boom! Alien Resurrection
3 bombs All About My Mother
3 bombs All About the Benjamins
3 bombs All Dogs Go to Heaven 2
3 bombs All Over Me
3 bombs All the Pretty Horses
2 bombs Almost Famous
Boom! Almost Heroes
Boom! Alone in the Dark
3 bombs Along Came Polly
4 bombs Along Came a Spider
1 bomb Amélie
1 bomb American Beauty
4 bombs American Buffalo
3 bombs American Dreamz
3 bombs American Gun
4 bombs An American Haunting
3 bombs American History X
4 bombs American Outlaws
3 bombs American Pie
3 bombs American Pie 2
3 bombs American Psycho
1 bomb American Splendor
2 bombs American Wedding
4 bombs An American Werewolf in Paris
2 bombs America's Sweethearts
3 bombs Amistad
3 bombs The Amityville Horror
2 bombs Amores Perros
Boom! Anaconda
4 bombs Analyze That
2 bombs Analyze This
2 bombs Anastasia
3 bombs Afterglow
Boom! Alexander
4 bombs Anacondas: THe Hunt for the Blood Orchid
4 bombs Anchorman
3 bombs Angel Eyes
2 bombs Anger Management
2 bombs Angels and Insects
3 bombs The Animal
3 bombs Anna and the King
3 bomb Anna Karenina
Boom! Annapolis
4 bomb Another Day in Paradise
4 bombs Antitrust
1 bomb Antonia's Line
2 bomb Antwone Fisher
2 bomb Antz
4 bombs Any Given Sunday
4 bombs Anything Else
3 bombs Anywhere But Here
2 bombs Apocalypse Now
2 bombs Apocalypto
1 bomb Apollo 13
4 bombs The Apostle
2 bombs The Apple Dumpling Gang
3 bombs Apt Pupil
2 bombs Ararat
2 bombs Arlington Road
4 bombs Armageddon
3 bombs Around the World in 80 Days
4 bombs The Arrival
4 bombs Art of War
3 bombs Art School Confidential
1 bomb As Good as It Gets
4 bombs Assassination Tango
3 bombs Assassins
3 bombs Assault on Precinct 13
3 bombs The Associate
4 bombs The Astronaut's Wife
4 bombs At First Sight
2 bombs Atlantis
4 bombs Atlantis: Milo's Return
3 bombs Austin Powers in Goldmember
3 bombs Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
2 bombs Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
4 bombs Autumn In New York
2 bombs Avalon
Boom! The Avengers
1 bomb The Aviator

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The Mr. Cranky Movie Rating Scale:
1     Almost tolerable
2 bombs     Consistently annoying
3 bombs     Will require therapy after viewing
4 bombs     As good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Ka-BOOM!     So godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time
  with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity.
Nuke     An abomination of human endeavor

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